-𝐂𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 ᵉˡⁱ ᵐᵒˢᵏᵒʷⁱᵗᶻ '𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐝𝐨.' -In which Alaska and Eli slowly start to fall apart when Cobra Kai changes them both in more horrible ways than one. (...cobra kai s1-s5) (...elixfem!oc) Portuguese version on @CarolBeauchampSoare2

Pete wasn't going into his scouting mission for Saturday Night Live expecting to find a talent worthy of auditioning. He definitely wasn't expecting to walk into The Pit and find Charlotte. A Star is Born meets the world of Stand-Up Comedy. Rated: Mature for language and sexual content. *Please note: this story is completely fictional, and all characters involved are fictionalized versions of these people. It is in no way connected to any of the real-life people mentioned in this story.