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Lilac, a professional assassin with a body count even he can barely keep up with, is hired to kill a wealthy heir, Yogurt Cream. It was supposed to be an easy target, it was at first, until he started to develop feelings for him. But Lilac had never let any of his emotions get in the way of his missions in the past, and it would always end with him getting his promised payment. He was also smart enough to know that indulging in love affairs would only worsen his situation. So he can surely get over a simple crush, right? Wrong.

Death has been interacting with a certain mortal recently...he has grown attached... Inspired by "The Blizzards of Spring's Wake" (Death and Dark Cacao are not the same person if ya'll came from the fanfic) This is a story inspired by the fanfic, but doesn't really share the same concept...

this is a tale like no other, following that of long, long ago. were dragons existed, and so did trolls and demons. Heros and warriors were born like second nature. But, in this story, we do not see the life of a hero who rises to power. Nor do we see a warrior fade away from their king. in this, we see the life of a knight. a knight who has sworn all loyalty to the bull kingdom, a knight known as Mk. Mk has always had an interesting life. He was abandoned at the front steps of a noodle shop. The owner, Pigsy, had taken him in. and has raised him as if he was his own. what will happen once Mk wants to become a knight and succeeds, only to find out he has been forced to become the prince's personal bodyguard? read to find out more!

hey these will be monkie kid oneshots!! (mostly spicynoodles! I think) I take requests and other things like that so feel free to ask away <33 (Monkie kid characters and the show r not mine pls don't raid my home 😞)

So yeah, I was bugging myself for days to make one of these so here you guys go. I made the cover with Canva but the drawing of Redson and MK was made by someone on tumblr.

(Prequel to Shattered Lives) In a World where everything is the oppossite, Autobots are bad and Decepticons are good. Sari wears a Sumdac collar. Bumblebee mops after a fight. Prowl hates nature, Bulkhead LOVES to destroy things, Ratchet likes to experiment on bots bodys, Optimus prime is a Villian. Whats wrong with this picture?

here is some thing for you alllll. (I did not make villainous Alan Ituriel)

After witnessing the desturction of his Royal Naval ship, Alfred Jones ends up as a survivor and under the mercy of one of the most infamous and dangrous men to sail the seven seas, Captain Arthur Kirkland himself. To his surprise, the Captain seems intent on keeping him alive rather than dead and makes him a member of his crew.