Donald has a big dilema. Its his first day of school and he falls in love the 2 hootest boys in da schl. what will he do? who will he choose? dun dun DUUUNNN!!!!!! WARNING: offensive material. if u are easily offended by stuff, den dont read dis. ya.

[Rank: #5 in Humor] 11/22/16 A book started in November, 2016. An ending given before November, 2018. But first, let me give you the summary before everything goes down... Turn back the clock. It's 2012, and Barack is chilling in the bathroom bathtub of his luxurious presidential suite. But before he can truly relax, none other than Hillary Rodham Clinton walks into his life and sets his heart aflame. You see, Hillary has a problem, and it quite involves Barack. Why else would she have stormed into his bathroom? But, to tell you the rest would surely spoil the fun... Hang on tight. You, lovely reader, are going on a whimsical ride with your favorite president through a satirical work of fiction. Expect the unexpected, and remember... You're going to be surprised.

CAUTION THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED IM SORRY IF IT DOES THIS IS MEANT TO BE A FUNNY STORY AND NOT SERIOUS AT ALL!!!! Y/N) and Hillary Clinton find each other and fall in love.

Hillary sees you in the audience her only supporter and you see her stare into your eyes. You feel a spark like you've never felt before. Will senpai notice you? Edit: Holyyyyyyyy S*** Jenna Marbles freaking read this. People have read this on their YouTube channels. Why is this my legacy?

A Biden and Trump Love story. Viewer's discretion advised.