Liar Liar (a zodiac story)

"Ah, students of Lincoln High, let me tell you when I say this year will be the best one yet, that i'm not exaggerating in the slightest. It'll definitely be the most interesting one for sure. You may be wondering who I am. But let me tell you, you have no idea. But me? I know you. I know all of you. Maybe even a lit...