A story about how you get licked by Hitoshi-san

Kevin is totally normal and totally straight and his life was going great. Brian is this really tall and lanky-sort-of-twink-looking guy who is also totally straight, I'd say he's totally normal but he be walking down the hallway with lanky arms and twink butt so no, he's not normal. His life is alright. They were best friends until suddenly one day they weren't totally normal or totally straight.... *plays goosebumps theme song*