"No no, my ego would never leave. It's part of my charm~" "I'm pretty sure that charm is just bullshit. Being Spamton's assistant meant being a lot of things; An expert in making hangover cures, A quick witted razor sharp mind, and a friend. But, when Spamton brings on a man by the name of William Desmond, nickname Gaster, will she be able to safe her Boss, Friend and love interest from the hands of a manipulator?

In the Cyber World, hundreds of Darkners roam the streets, many violent, some semi-friendly, and the few Darkners who actively want to interact with you are the city's colourful shopkeepers and the feathered palace workers. At one point in your arrival, you came across an unstable salesman whose actions cause you to find out more about his past, his link to several Darkners, and his plans for the fate of the Cyber World.

"𝕋𝕙𝕖 [[𝔸ℕ𝔾𝔼𝕃]] 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 [[ℍ𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼ℕ]]" For the past week your phone wouldn't stop ringing. Call after call, day after day. It made no sense. Even after giving in and answering, all that came out of the speakers was nothing but garbage noise. It wouldn't be until a tutoring session gone wrong, did you finally find out the reason behind these spam calls. And he couldn't be happier having finally made it through. [Gender Neutral]

Running into a sketchy salesman when stumbling across him in the street is unexpected enough, but even more so when you end up stuck with a tiny version of him! [This will be completely SFW, with only some cuddling and hugs and just all that cute stuff!] (Also, if the cover artwork happens to be yours and you want me to change/remove it, please politely let me know!)

[Y/n], a darkener, finds themself on the butt-end of Queen's new attitude, resulting in an abrupt ending to their once profitable career. During this journey, they come across an old familiar face. Yes, Spammy boy is his 3 foot tall number 1 rated salesman self in this. (Also, I realized that technically hes just a few pixels short of Kris, but a 5 foot crazed puppet is terrifying to think of so I'll continue the midget Spamton trend)

You... Your will... Made a choice that wasn't supposed to happened. The man, Kris, and Ralsie. these three never expected the player. (Y/n) to have such determination... that allowed them to do the impossible... The player (Y/n) has such determination that allowed them to separate from Kris's body. And create their own vessel... [GENDER NEUTRAL READER X SPAMTON!] [ART IS MINE! CHARACTERS AND (Y/N) IS NOT MINE! CHARACTERS MENTIONED IN THIS STORY BELONGS TO THE BELOVED TOBY FOX. THIS STORY FOLLOWS THE CANON STORY. BUT, I ADD SOME OF MY THEORIES AND WRITE IT DOWN HERE. IF YOUR QUESTIONING WHY I WROTE THIS. im... a simp ;-; -BUT BESIDES THAT! I WANTED TO WRITE FANFICTION FOR A LONG TIME. ENJOY, IF NOT, I DONT CARE, AS LONG AS YOU ARENT SO RUDE ABOUT IT! ALSO!!! SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 1 & 2 OF DELTARUNE. IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT. ITS FREE IN STEAM AND ITCH.IO ] JUST TYPE "Deltarune.com" TO DOWNLOAD THE GAME. "there are too many people wanting to fuck spamton in 4chan/YOLOcow. im not surprised." -Jae (author) :] (Story also in quotev)

(COMPLETE! Thanks ya'll for coming! :D) See the rules before requesting, thanks! All of these will be SFW, with only possibly some very light swearing. I'll just kinda take requests until I'm not really obsessed with Deltarune anymore. [THIS WILL HAVE DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 SPOILERS SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN CHAPTER 2!] Anyways, hope you enjoy and yeah! (Also, if any of the artwork happens to be yours and you want me to change/remove it, please politely let me know!)