Your grandmother had made some enemies in her time, leaving you with a powerful responsibility. Now the mark of death stains your face and it's up to a certain pink haired psychic to protect you. (I hope you enjoy this story! I tried to capture Saiki's personality the best I could while following the writing style of the anime.) *I do not own any of the characters from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. All fanart will be credited.* ! slow burn !

Now that Kusuo Saiki, an all powerful psychic has confessed his feelings for you, the two of you must approach this new stance with a number of obstacles that make it almost impossible to be with him. *I do not own any of the characters from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. All fanart will be credited.* Hey, isn't this the wrong anime?

"Tch, remind me to never mess with you," Kusuo says and sets my hand down gently. He moves his arms up so they rest comfortably against the back of his head. "Damn right," I say with a laugh. "If you need a bodyguard, I'm your girl." I throw some fake punches and flex my arms. Kusuo watches me, amusement written all over his face. "My girl huh?" _____________________________________________ Everything is annoying with the world when Saiki arrives at school to find out yet another transfer student will be attending PK academy. He doesn't understand what all the fuss is about and decides that as long as the new student doesn't interfere with his life, then things will be fine. But of course, Saiki can never seem to have God on his side so when y/n l/n introduces herself, he realizes that his powers of mind-reading don't work. You seem normal enough so why can't he hear what you're thinking? What makes you different?

𑁍"𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟. 𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧."𑁍

• Saiki Kusuo x Female Reader • Ψ•Ψ ❝ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ʟᴇᴛ ꜰᴀᴛᴇ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ꜱᴀɪᴋɪ ᴋᴜꜱᴜᴏ.❞ ♧ » • (L/N) (Y/N), one of the newest students to join the infamous PK Academy. A very average-looking girl with nothing seeming to be very interesting. Though must admit, she does catch one's eye. « ♧ *•.¸♡ ㈠ ♡¸.•* ♧ » • Saiki Kusuo, also another average-looking boy, who just wants to be left alone for even a few seconds, is suddenly now attracted to keep helping this new transfer, or at least accompany her at any time. Why though? It all started with a rumour... « ♧ ❝ꜰᴀʀᴇᴡᴇʟʟ, 'ᴛɪʟ ꜰᴀᴛᴇ ꜱʜᴀʟʟ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴜꜱ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ, (ʟ/ɴ), (ʏ/ɴ).❞ ✩ Current Arcs published: Rumour, Kyoto. ✩ Long hiatus - June 2019 - April 2020 ✩ Decided to continue - April 2020 ✩ DISCONTINUED - January 2021 PLEASE READ *this story was discontinued, thus it did not get a proper build up to the ending or anything. the ending is stated at the end of the book. it isnt the best of endings, and most likely to disappoint as it did not get proper justice. if you wanna still read though and make your own ending that's fine. enjoy :)* ↣ Special thanks to @leahcrystalhearth ! ↤ ✴ Published on: 05/11/18 (DD/MM/YY) ✴ ✦ Most Impressive Rankings! ✦ ✭ • #1 in #thedisastrouslifeofsaikik ✭ ✭ • #1 in #saikik ✭ ✭ • #1 in #kusuke ✭ ✭ • #1 in #saikikusuonopsinan ✭ ✭ • #1 in #saikikusuo ✭ ✭ • #1 in #psychic ✭ Thank you!! 💕 ⇝ Formerly titled: Rumour. ⇜ ~ -starcake

Why do you care for me? Why are you trying for me! What do you want from me?! Why...do you want me... A/N: so this isn't from the song Bury a Friend its from W.D.Y.W.F.M? By the Neighborhood. Just so you know!

This story is in a form of a "BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS" type of book. Boyfriend scenarios (Saiki Kusuo) so this story doesn't really have a solid plot to it but that doesn't mean it will be confusing...hopefully. -English is not my first language so correct me if my grammars or spellings are wrong! - If Jelly boy is kind of ooc. Report it to me and tell me why so I'll correct it for ya beauties!

Fujiwara (y/n)- a girl who was always full of live and surprises. She's quite dingy but also very insightful. Saiki kusuo- a boy who just wants to be alone. He's quite a downer but boy does he hate everyone but you. --- "Silly saiki, you forgot to wait for me!" She panted as she held onto my shoulder for support "Silly girl, you forgot I don't care" Her face held offense and pain. I smiled "I was only joking" --- "silly Saiki, you forgot to do what's best for you and ended up falling for this trainwreak" "silly girl, you forgot I don't care" he kissed her forehead "I wasn't joking this time, I love you and I don't care that you had a flaw or two" --- "Silly girl, you forgot to ask the million dollar question" he mocked me in a very seductive voice, sending shivers down my spine. Start: 6/39/19 End: 10/30/21

˜"*°• 'He's always sitting in the same spot, and normally only orders a coffee jelly, he's fairly strange.' •°*"˜ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┗ ━ ▷ ♡y/n works at café mami ♡it takes a while for saiki to grow feelings for y/n ♡probably nothing NSFW ♡ mainly based off the anime ♡you are Japanese but you can speak English :^) ♡imagine the story being translated from Japanese to English ! ˜"*°•Cover art and characters presented aren't mine! •°*"˜