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I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. by EternalLaughter
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I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.) Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real. [WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]
Werewolves Don't Have Soulmates by firechick13
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Do you believe in werewolves? I don't. But all the werewolf 'soulmate' stories out there can really make you wonder. Especially when your name is Jason Cox A.K.A sensetive nice guy desperate for love. Too bad the 'girl of his dreams' is a real life werewolf. And she's going to teach him a very important lesson: WEREWOLVES DON'T HAVE SOULMATES!!!!
Ominous Remembrance: Dreamless | Dreamer | [Jeff The Killer Fanfic/ Romance] by SpiritusRaptor
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"If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine." -Author Unknown Her emotions are lost. The emptiness torments. A deal with an infamous murderer shall gain it back. ~
Vampires Aren't Romantic by firechick13
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Do you believe in vampires? I don't. Wether you believe or not, all the vampire romances out there are enough to confuse any girl into mistaking a blood-sucking monster for a prospective boyfriend. This short story is an example of what I think might happen if a vampire today tried to abduct a teenage girl. Because I don't care what Twilight says. VAMPIRES AREN'T ROMANTIC!!!
Autumn Rose (The Dark Heroine Sequel) by AuthorAbigailGibbs
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Autumn Rose lives in a sleepy seaside town in the south-west of England, but buried deep under the surface of her quiet life are dark secrets. Her grandmother is dead, murdered eighteen months before, and the whirling social scene of London in which she was brought up is a world away. Even worse, at her new school she is shunned and condemned – all because of the swirling marks on her skin that prevent her from blending in the crowd. But the appearance of a handsome young man at her school – who has the same curious markings as Autumn Rose – sends her world into turmoil. Suddenly the marks are cool and Autumn is thrust into the limelight, but her sudden popularity brings danger as her secrets threaten to come to light. Plus, there is the fact that Autumn keeps dreaming of a human girl who is about to be seduced by a very dark Prince… and Autumn must figure out how to save her before it is too late. Pre-order Autumn Rose now! UK links Amazon: http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Dark-Heroine-Autumn-Rose/dp/0007504993/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1352207262&sr=8-1 iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/book/autumn-rose-dark-heroine-book/id609749989?mt=11 Waterstones: http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/products/abigail+gibbs/autumn+rose/9484059/ US links Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/0062248758/ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=harpercollinsus-20 Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/autumn-rose-abigail-gibbs/1116240803?cm_mmc=affiliates-_-linkshare-_-mdxm68jzjz8-_-10%3a1&ean=9780062248756&isbn=9780062248756&r=1 Books a Million: http://www.booksamillion.com/p/9780062248756?AID=10747236&PID=7310909 Indiebound: http://www.indiebound.org/book/9780062248756&aff=hcweb iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/book/autumn-rose-dark-heroine-book/id609749989?mt=11 For an FAQ, check out the first part of Autumn Rose!
Best Friends(Laughing Jack X Reader) by TheAkatsukiBiatch
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Life is fun. And fun is Laughing Jack. The monochrome killer clown is known for killing children for his own amusement, until one day he meets a rather extraordinary girl who leaves a scar on both of their souls.
Death Is My Friend with Benefits (Book Four - WA Winner 2013) by katrocks247
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My Watty Awards 2013 Winner! The fourth installment of the DIMBFF series continues the thrilling journey of a young woman, Faith Williams, battling for her life, and the Angel of Death dragging her further into his world. *** My writing page! Please join! <3 http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075 *** DIMBFF Facebook group! Join!! https://www.facebook.com/groups/308207282529485/
Death Is My Frenemy (Book Three) by katrocks247
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Dear Reader, It hadn't hit me right away, many things, but especially the fact that I was about to turn twenty years old. It was as if it was just yesterday that I was learning how to make a peanut butter sandwiches, tie my shoes, and draw endlessly with fat crayons--which I thoroughly believed to be a masterpiece. It had to be yesterday, when I was befriending any new person that I met with a dazzling smile. No, those were the years that I was numb--masked from the world and blissfully unaware of the dangers and lingering dark edges of the Chicago city. Life moves fast; terrifyingly fast for some, especially those who try and anchor down each and every day of their existence. For others, it moves drearily slow. I use to be numb, I use to be unaware of the shadows deep within the corners of the earth, the watchful figures around me. I use to draw scribbles, struggle to tie my shoes, and fail at doing the simple things, like tying shoes. I use to make friends with anyone I met and kept that friendship over a promise. I use to do a lot of things, actually. But that was when life was a whole lot simpler, safer, and perfect. That was before I knew about Death. That was before he became my frenemy. Forever and always, Faith Williams *** MY WRITING PAGE! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075
PewdieCry (Hidden) Bromance -PewDiePie x Chaoticmonki- by notryanross
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Pewdie and Cry have been friends for a while now, Cry has seen Felix progress in his channel, he was even there whenever Marzia came into his life. He could tell Pewds. Anything. But when Cry realises what he's felt for Pewdie all along inside, he notices that its not all that easy...
Death Is My Soul Mate (Book 5) *ON HOLD* by katrocks247
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Please understand that due to Death Is My BFF getting published, the original series is on hold!