Danny is going into a club every night but suddenly he meets someone very special. What are Drew and his baby saying to this? Read to find out....

Danny Gonzales is filming a youtube video with his good friend Drew Gooden but then they get sucked into Ratatoing!!11!!2!! Danny and Drew want to escape, but things get a little wacky when the ugly rat whose name I can't be bothered to look up starts to have FEELINGS for Danny!!11!!! Ok I looked it up his name is Marcelle Please don't read this

You know it is is Cannon.

All in the title

Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!

Treat yourself, this book may change your life. It may be simply for your interpretation but it is so much more.

Another lonely day of cleaning up shit in the porcelain prison of the bathtub. The scrubbing bubble wished for someone to share some time with.

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

dr phil loves mr clean but he doesn't like him back dr phil loves him so much and so he gives him bleach and they kiss. mr clean calls him daddy once and has read dr phil fan fiction so he calls him daddy while he is making dinner and they kiss and dr phil likes being called daddy. i do not own mr clean or doctor phil and i do not claim these events to have happened in real life

I'm sorry