A jumbled collection of oneshots from the BBC America show Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Chapters will range from angsty AUs to texts conversations between the normal crew and some random characters popping up throughout. Join me on the adventure that involves getting this fandom some more content (however uncanon it can get) before they explode.

Dirk x Todd (aka Brotzly) oneshots (because I haven't come up with an actual story for them yet but I need to get if out of my system). Will be fluff and smut-I can't write serious things, they end up cringy. Might throw in some Amanda/Rowdy 3 because they're also my faves. Will take prompts/requests if anyones interested, because there is NOT enough fanfic for this show and that needs to change. -I do not own any of the characters or the cover art-

They've got a new case. But this time they're finally going through it as Detective and Assis-Boyfriend. When Todd's neighbor has a ghost in her apartment Dirk and Todd come to solve the case. Except they solved it much sooner than they anticipated, at least part of it. The universe is just getting started. This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually, no. It's the whole iceberg in the Arctic Ocean. Lots of (and ONLY) fluff lol Oh, and also blood, gore, and unnecessary violence but this is Dirk Gently (rather Bart) we're talking about here. COMPLETE Sequel coming soon Disclaimer: I do not own DGHDA or any of the characters in the show. This is fan fiction

love is dangerous. and it wasn't meant for the hands of a delicate wreck and a suicidal optimist. - dirk x todd trigger warning characters are not mine

So I guess now Todd canonically has Pararibulitis Todd has frequent episodes, and Dirk is always there for comfort his new "friend" with cuddles. Clearly, Todd doesn't think he deserves to be helped. But Dirk helps him anyways. Todd keeps asking why Dirk is helping him, will Dirk ever tell him? Uh, duh, it is a fluffy gay fanfic.

Fluffy (but terrible) oneshot about two dorks who get a little tipsy and dance the afternoon away Art done by kyokosayuki on tumblr<3

There will be a new one-shot for every that comes up, starting with Halloween, because that is when I am starting this book. I don't own any of the characters.

Todd Brotzman is twelve years old, living with his parents and his little sister Amanda. Life for Todd is dull and inane, with any chances of something happening incredibly low; That was until Todd found him on the doorstep... (Also, I did edit their ages for the book, because plot. Obviously.) WARNING: I am the most inconsistent human being in existence, so updates may/will be slow. Sorry.

He was lost- He couldn't find the ground- Until the sun came up- And the lost was found- Oh memories, where'd you go? You were all I'd ever known. How I miss yesterday. How I let it fade away. Dont fade away... In which Dirk is only a lost memory for Todd.

These short stories are to expand on the Brotzly (Todd x Dirk) as there isn't very much to ground up as the fandom is so very small (2017) hopefully it grows more by season two. Anyway, the stories mostly consist of either Smut, Fluff or Other. Enjoy!