"Harry stop fucking all of my siblings." Ron says at the breakfast table one summer morning. "Are you jealous that I haven't fucked you yet?" Harry asks sitting down at the table wearing a Weasley jumper that had the letter 'G' on it. "Don't worry, you can have Percy." A little one shot about the famous Harry Potter being bi and him having his way with the Weasley household. Disclaimer: this is a prompt from a Tumblr post I found, not my idea. And I believe I paraphrased some of the text as well.

After Harry's parents were killed, Harry went to live with his uncle and aunt. But when he turns 5 years old someone saves from a beating worse than all the other beatings. A dark witch named Mia with powers no one can name, and her brothers take Harry to live and preform at their circus until it's time for him to go to Hogwarts. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- * i DO NOT own Harry Potter

Harry Potter thought he had it all. He defeated Voldemort, and fell in love and got married to Ginny Weasley. However, a few days later some of the Weasleys, and the rest of the order, declared Harry as the next Dark Lord. Ginny broke it off and revealed she only wanted his money. Since then, he has been on the run. Almost everyone he knew abandoned him. What's worse, Dumbledore's alive and cruel. All the Slytherins, and few Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs, along with Fleur, Victor, professor McGonagall, Neville, Luna, Hermione, Draco, Arthur, Bill, Charlie and George, protected Harry. Slowly, each was killed till only Draco was left, and on the run. The day Harry got the news that Draco was caught and given the dementors kiss, he released his magic on him and killed himself. What Harry didn't realise was that Magic was horrified with the unfolding events and gave Harry, along with few of his friends, a chance to redo everything. Harry's wish, acknowledged by Magic, is to go back in time, save Tom and defeat the true Dark Lord and his minions.