"Harry stop fucking all of my siblings." Ron says at the breakfast table one summer morning. "Are you jealous that I haven't fucked you yet?" Harry asks sitting down at the table wearing a Weasley jumper that had the letter 'G' on it. "Don't worry, you can have Percy." A little one shot about the famous Harry Potter b...
After Harry's parents were killed, Harry went to live with his uncle and aunt. But when he turns 5 years old someone saves from a beating worse than all the other beatings. A dark witch named Mia with powers no one can name, and her brothers take Harry to live and preform at their circus until it's time for him to go...
Harry Potter thought he had it all. He defeated Voldemort, and fell in love and got married to Ginny Weasley. However, a few days later some of the Weasleys, and the rest of the order, declared Harry as the next Dark Lord. Ginny broke it off and revealed she only wanted his money. Since then, he has been on the run. A...