RAY: Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? EGON: Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? PETER: Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter or ghost? RAY: If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up your phone and call the professionals. PETER, RAY, & EGON: Ghostbusters! RAY: Our courteous and efficient staff is on call twenty-four hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. PETER, RAY, & EGON: We're ready to believe you! (Author Note: Marked as Mature due to possible sexual content)