Just something for everyone to read. Give me ideas or suggestions of what you want me to do.

Some maybe be sad or funny hope you enjoy it

Look at the title. I shall not let this ship die

more su trash!! memes comics and more! make sure to check out the first book! A lot of lgbt stuff too

Lots of people make meme books so I said, "Why not me too?" and came up with this book. Steven Universe memes are everywhere on Pinterest, and other places like Google and Bing. This book has nothing in it made by me at all, so yeah.

aka the Shitpost Authority 🔷🔶 HIGHEST RANK: #1 in Diamonds!

White: Yellow, Blue.. Blue: mhmm? Yellow: yeah? White: .. I'm bored. Blue: *gasp* Yellow: You? BORED? Me: well, surely we can do something to cheer her up! Volleyball: LET'S DO AN ASK OR DARE! Me: but I've already done an ask or dare stor- White: THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA!! Me: ok then! Ask or Dare the Diamonds, Spinel and their Pearls! (And me too I guess..) HAS BEEN #2 IN ASKORDARE

meep morp

Blue diamond is missing, her court is in shambles and you (alongside the other crystal gems) have just found her pearl. She refuses to stay at the temple, she refuses to stay at the barn, she only wants to stay with you. However, you start to grow feelings for her; does her dependence on you imply reciprocation or does she still see you as the homeworld gem you once were? =========================================== This is all an au but I just really wanted to write it. I'll try to avoid mentioning what type of gem you are (so like it's your choice), but I did have in mind a morganite (don't worry- non canon gem!) when I wrote this.

What would happen if instead of being raised by the crystal gems, Steven was instead raised by the Diamonds? The Diamonds are near powerless, a fraction of their size, and have no way home. How will Steven handle learning the truth of who the Diamonds used to be? Will the Diamonds be able to make up for their past mistakes? How did this even happen? And most importantly, if the Diamonds are on Earth... then who's on Homeworld? This is literally the most chaotic thing ever. I have no idea what I'm doing. Nothing's consistent. Like, seriously. This book is a fever dream written over a very boring 2020 summer. Sometimes I just... add chapters. I don't know, man. HOW IN THE FUCKING FUCK DID THIS BLOW UP?!? THANK YOU!! HAPPY 100K READS!! Sequel - Diamond AU: The Crystal Gems Insta: @ spaceringsart