'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021 Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021 Final Word Count: 100K ϟ "There was a book." "A book?" "More like a magazine, really." "Oh?" "It had dirty pictures.." "Wicked!" "..of naked witches." "No!" "Yes!" "Well, continue!" "Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course." ϟ Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)

Muggles and Hogwarts don't mix. It's impossible, according to Hogwarts: A History. But leave it to Madison Harring to break that rule. Self proclaimed diehard Potterhead, Madison (Madi) Harring manages to... run into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. It was all to test her theory, of course. After years of reading and enjoying the series, something curious happens: That feeling you get when you're falling asleep and jolt awake to find yourself in bed? Madison jolts awake in the middle of a forest. She would have never thought that taking a trip to Platform 9 3/4 would backfire on her. Her little joke turns into something she would have never thought. Who knew Madison Harring would be more or less a Magical Muggle? ☻ Golden Era ☻ {GoF - DH} draco malloy x oc Top Ranks: #2: Mudblood (07/23/20) #4: Muggle (08/14/20) #2: goldenera (09/01/20) #4: femalemaincharacter (09/06/20) #2: bloodtraitor (09/11/20) #3: diagonalley (09/11/20) #1: Potterhead (09/20/20) start; 06/11/20 end; 06/27/20

❝ 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐈'𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍! ❞ previously titled; clairvoyant post-war harry potter x oc

Purebloods, some crazy and think they're ahead of everyone else and others who don't care... of coarse Indigo grew up thinking those types were Bloodtraitors, but in one split-second decision she becomes one herself and changes her life forever. She is Indigo Lestrange.

WARNING: UNDERGOING SOME SERIOUS (no pun intended) EDITING "Talking to yourself is one of the first signs of madness, you know." Hearing him say that yet again made her roll her eyes which only made that smirk on his face turn from that to a grin, "Ah yes, the first of the day!" Sirius Black was a lot of things -- he was rebellious and intimidating, but also quite witty and funny (or so he'd like to think), he caused more trouble than he would have cared to admit but ironically enough, was clever enough to get by. Not that he would need it. He was a lot of things, but he had everything within arm's reach. Arianna Riddle was a lot of things herself -- a lot to the point that she ended up attracting unwanted attention from a certain group of troublemakers.

"I'm writing my latest story. I'm a writer, you see. I am constantly writing and reading, and I've got tons of works that I hope to publish, though that'll never happen." Lylie explained as she looked down at her parchment and quill. "Why not?" Fred asked. "I don't know. I don't think anyone would buy my works." "Can I see what you're working on?" Lylie hesitated, she wasn't sure if she wanted anyone reading it yet. But, she handed it to him. After Fred looked up from reading, he paused and then smiled, "I'd buy it." I do not own all characters in this book. All credits go to J.K. Rowling.