Craig Tucker thought adulthood would be better than childhood, but here he is. The manager of a fast food restaurant, stuck in South Park. The only thing he's grateful for is getting out of his parents' house, and getting an apartment with childhood best friend, Clyde. Here he is. Twenty-Two and still a virgin, by choice. Many men would've had their hand at Craig if they could've, but Craig doesn't let anyone in. Nobody is close to him, and that's how he chooses it to be. Since he broke up with his boyfriend, Tweek, in 7th grade, he realized what he had done. He let Tweek get all warm and cozy with him, he let Tweek kiss him and lay on him. He told Tweek his fears and secrets. Only for him to be left in the end. Now, nobody is allowed to touch him. He gets by on salutes and nods of the head. He gave up on love since then. Realized he's better off without it, and more importantly. He's better off without everyone up in his business. Until one boy comes along.

Craig, The admirer from a distance, finds himself getting closer and closer to the boy he's had a crush on since freshman year, Stan Marsh, the jock who has been pining for Wendy for as long as they could remember. Craig tries to fight his way into Stan's heart, but will it work?