"You're worthless. Nobody will ever love you. I hate you!" Eridan had become used to the hateful comments by now. The only reason he was still alive was because of his matesprit, Sollux.

When Dave has to move to Washington he expected the worst. But when he meets a few people his life is changed forever.

Eridan had enough of his regular life as a seadweller troll, he wants to escape somehow and find a new life. When Eridan finds a new place to live, but he also runs into a new troll who is looking for someone to annoy. Eridan can't put up with anyone anymore, he just wants to live in solitude, when the troll who pesters him visits Eridan face to face, The two trolls fall in love, or become flushed for each other. Until then, Eridan is bothered by the mysterious troll behind the computer screen.

You are stuck at a party that Karkat invited you to. You're not even sure why you're here. And John informs you that everyone's playing seven minutes in heaven. But, you know, maybe this game isn't as bad as it seems...

Based off a roleplay of mine with a friend. I will most likely continue it. Thank you. All rights to Andrew Hussie. I do not own Homestuck.