"Fred." "George." There's a short pause. "I'm so in love with her, I think I might ruin everything." "Shut up." A beat passes. Then, softer, with a sigh: "Yeah... me too." - OR: A story about how the Weasley twins found someone who was as good as immune to their pranks and thus have made it their mission to change that.

This is a love story. But not one you've heard before. We're aged up here. Out of the teenage drama and falling into 20-something whirlwinds. Lottie knew Fred and George from her single, awkwardly quiet transplant year at Hogwarts. She was a shy girl, only admiring them from afar, because who wouldn't? They were everything. And she was barely perceived. But time changes people. And now, she's hellfire. Sarcastic, witty, downright unhinged. and they're both hers- well... hopefully. Almost. Yes, this IS a love story. But it's also a filthy, dramatic, cheeky, fluffy, innuendo-laden thrill ride. And people always ask, Fred OR George. Lottie says: Why not both? *** all my original characters are my property. the rest are property of the evil hag she-who-must-not-be-named *** #2 in harry potter #2 in george weasley #5 in fred weasley #6 in fluffandsmut (which is crazy, that's a big tag) #1 in weasley twins