In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man... and he wants out. No pairings. Warnings: Time travel, OOC-characters, Light!bashing, Twisted!Harry, Evil!Harry, violence, mention of gore. Yeah, stuff like that. Disclaimers: I don't own Harry Potter nor do I make any money writing this. This fanfiction can be found on fanfiction.net. It is written by Tiro.

Hadrian Potter. Neglected by parents, Hadrian is brought up and trained with best friend/brother Neville Longbottom, who also ran away at the neglect of his guardians. Strong/Powerful Trained Harry. Dark/Grey.

Hadrian Potter is brought up by Sirius Black, his godfather. The Potter moved to Germany with Hadrian's younger brother, Charlus Potter the WBWL, to learn enough to one day defeat the Dark Lord. The Potter return to see Hadrian in his fifth year and the King of Slytherin. Dark/Grey Harry -

Hadrian grows up alone in the obscure shadow of his younger brother, Daniel Potter, The-Boy-Lived. Daniel is loved while Hadrian is forgotten. In the absence of love; a cold, hard, calculating boy is born. The story follows Hadrian's life - how the pain and loss not only make him grow stronger but more dangerous. Sorted into Slytherin, Hadrian Potter finds a home in both his house and in Hogwarts. Hadrian learns what it means to be a Potter in Slytherin - The Parties, The Power, The Wealth and The Responsibility. The story begins after two years away from home. Hadrian returns to Potter Manor from his fourth year at Hogwarts. But he is no longer the young, anxious, heartbroken boy who left home when he was twelve. The reunion, shows the world who he has become and the detrimental consequences of their actions.

Harry stared down at his bleeding hand, the words "I must not tell lies" dripping down his skin in blood-red liquid. And snapped. Harry Potter decides he's had enough of the wizarding world throwing him crap. he's going to throw it right back.

Its been 10 years since HE died. And now Voldemort rules the wizarding world freely without anyone being able to stop him. Every rebel has been beaten into submission. Seems like Ron and Hermione are living lavish lives along with Ginny and Molly. Sirius and Remus have been put in Azkaban and Dumbledore was killed. Pretty bad, no? Well Death isn't very happy either. His 'going to be master' was killed by his own. And he won't be forgiving people so soon. He has some very nasty and chilling tricks up his sleeve and he is going to put them to use now. HE will be back......... And soon......

-Harry Potter fanfiction- What if the end battle in seventh year didn't end the way it was supposed to? What if it was just one big slaughtering and only a couple of Order members escaped? And what if Harry decides that the future doesn't hold anything promising any more? He goes back to the past, that is what. After a rigorous training Harry is sent back to just after his parents were killed. Unfortunately for the Order, his and their goals are different this time around. During his training he has come to a couple of important decisions and conclusion, and this time Harry wants some drastic changes to occur. Screw the Order and Dumbledore, Harry is doing it his way. --------- It's quite a slow story so if you're just interested in when Harry actually time-travels go to the chapter "Time is relative". I'd personally advise not to skip the earlier chapters though because they contain all the backstory and it can become a little confusing to start right in the middle of the story.

Harry, Hermine und Severus finden sich in einem Raum wieder, den sie nicht verlassen können, bevor Sibyll Trelawney nicht ihre Aufgabe erfüllt hat. Die Lehrerin für Wahrsagen führt die drei an den Rand des guten Geschmacks und konfrontiert sie mit Mary Sues, schlechten Plots und anderen Fehltritten im Fanfiction-Bereich. Als auch noch Draco auf der Bildfläche erscheint und Harry als seinen Slash-Partner bezeichnet, scheint die Situation vollends außer Kontrolle zu geraten.Eine Fanfiction in der Fanfiction, in der die Protagonisten versuchen, auf keinen Fall "out of character" zu werden. Ob sie es schaffen, ihre Persönlichkeit zu behalten?

Sirius findet ein merkwürdiges Buch. Es ist voller Fanfiktions über die Rumtreiber und Lily. Fortan beschließen sie, so viele Geschichten, wie möglich zu lesen und werden mit Mary Sues, verrückten Freunden, schwangeren Jungs und Mädels mit komischer Haarfarbe konfrontiert. Die verrückten Pairings und die unglaublichsten Situationen erwarten die fünf - sogar Ausblicke in die Zukunft! Pairing der Ramenhandlung: LE/JP ------ Übersetzung aus dem englischen. Nicht von mir!