Cassidy loves many things. She loves The Great Gatsby and oreos and Romeo and Juliet and, most of all, her laptop. But she does not, absolutely will not, love Evan Adams. Evan Adams (Always Evan Adams, never just Evan.) loves girls. Often many girls at once. But he's never found the one right girl to love. A story of two lovers, who do not love each other...

A life-long friendship. A blossoming romance. Instant fame. Pick one.