Jokes, incorrect quotes and bad memes for all Slipknot fans Disclaimer: Not all of these are mine

In which Sid Wilson's sister falls in love with the drummer of Slipknot NOT AN X READER!!! (Joey Jordison fanfic) #1 in slipknot 8/30/20 #2 in joeyjordison 3/20/21 #1 in murderdolls 4/6/21

Maria is on holiday with her friends and for one of the nights she is going to a slipknot concert alone because sadly none of her friends like good music. So for one night she must find a hotel room for herself alone, until someone else has other ideas... (This fan fiction may contain scenes that are not suitable for younger audiences)

i need holy water but i don't want it /IG/ @moistforshroil

non are mine all taken from ao3

There's not one of these books, at least that I think. I decided to make this!

you read the title but anyways be sure to read the presentation chapter

I had a lot to write and had too many writings I never published or used, so yeah, they're going here(-:

"Stop, drop, and scream like a bitch" - Mick Thomson *alien language* - Sid Wilson

"𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐄, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐄, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐈 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐄... 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘." Joey Jordison, an average guy just trying to make a living working at the local gas station. A boring job if I may be honest. But it doesn't stay boring for long when a black van makes multiple strange appearances outside. RANKS: #1 in joeyjordison #1 in coreytaylor #1 in sidwilson #1 in jimroot #1 in mickthomson 𝙿𝚄𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝙰 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝚆𝙽 𝚇 𝙹𝙾𝙴𝚈 𝙵𝙵 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝙳: 𝟶𝟻.𝟷𝟹.𝟸𝟶 𝙱𝚈: _𝙹𝙾𝙴𝚈𝙹𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙾𝙽_ & 𝟽_𝙼𝙸𝙲𝙺_𝟽