"Hate's a strong word. Instead of saying 'I hate you,' say an alternative. I much prefer the terms 'You have an insufferable personality that makes me want to kill myself' or 'I despise the very atoms that create you'." summary: merge and liam despise each others mere existences. So Vonia decides to take them both to a cafe so that they can talk their feelings out over pastries. However, things don't go exactly as planned, and merge and liam have to team up as unlikely allies to save Vonia from an evil chef. Will they sort out their issues?! WILL MERGE GET HIT BY A TRAIN?! And why does it seem like everything is perfectly and precisely thought out? find out by reading lol.