My name is Stassi Power. I'm twenty-three years old, and I may not look like it, but I'm a professor. I was born and raised in Jersey, went to school in Atlanta, so I'm like a soft swerve of a boss bitch, you know? The boobs, ass, and love handles are real, and if you can't handle that, don't even bother stepping into my line of vision because you will be met with a stare that reads, get the fuck out of my face.