A short story for if you need to be reminded of the zany, hilarious, and always smiling alien we all know, love, and miss with all our hearts.

Steve, an dude with a normal life, doing what Miners always do- Mine. One day he meet mobs. But they aren't just any mobs... Humanified mobs- beautiful girls mobs! Herobrine knew those kinds will appear, knowing that a Witch named Sophia would transformed those mobs. Steve was around when that happened, getting knocked out during the progress when he was venturing in the cave! Herobrine transported them all to his mansion taking Steve with him! Steve is now held hostage by Herobrine who to Steve- is literally the devil, playing jokes, scaring him and going as far pushing Steve off the cliffs! The worst part is Herobrine doesn't even let Steve win at Uno. What a cold-hearted bastard. That one cliche of accidently stumbling in Herobrine's room and finding Herobrine naked will end up with Herobrine getting revenge on Steve. And that revenge...? Did not turn out to what both Herobrine and Steve thought it would be.

"sometimes it feels like you're the only one keeping me around" started: january 27, 2018 finished: n/a THIS IS BOYXBOY IF YOU DONT LIKE DONT READ!!!!!!!