"He can break even the strongest bitch down, believe me I know."

All Hazel Grey, yes I know two colors, wanted was a cup of coffee. What she got was a wrecked car, an injured hottie, and the threat of a law suit on her hands. "I knew today was gonna be bad when I fell out the bed." "Aye a little help down here I think you broke something." "Crap! You got insurance?" "You got a lawyer?"

Writing one shots for whoever wants one!

Just what the title says! (Please don't spam me with requests. Updates will be sporadic.) DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia... or you!

**Story Summary** you and your big brother (bruder as you like to say) Germany loves you very much! the both of you are best friends with Liechtenstein and Switzerland. but when your five you and Lillie get kidnapped by the 2PS!! (le gasp!) after 9 years your brothers finally friend the two of you and get recused from them, but only to find they have trained you to be trash talking, badasses! now they have to teach you how to act like ladies again and meet the countries (and maybe even some states hmm?) hope you like please feel free to leave suggestions and what you think should happen!! ;D (you ARE in the story after all) NAMES CUS I FEELZ LIKE IT- Germany= ludwig Switzerland= vash Liechtenstein= Lillie

"Draw a circle that's the EARTH!" A series of Country x Reader stories mostly drabbles. But I'm trying to do part stories! Please enjoy ♡ I don't take requests!

When the Hetalia gang (and some OC's) are dragged onto an island for a world meeting and they find a mysterious girl, what'll happen as they figure out her identity? I don't own Hetalia, Hidekaz Himaruya does (so basically none of the characters except for Venice, Ontario and some of the other provinces are mine).

Hetalia reference is used here! If you don't know what that is its anime and you should watch it. The reader is included so get ready for countries to fall in love with you! C: