bobbys a sexy boi hehehhehehehehehhehehe

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

Onceler is daddy 👌👏❤️💦

You're a cute little neko who works at a cat cafe in London, when suddenly Gordon Ramsay appears!! He likes what you got and makes you his new student. Will you become the next big thing in the chef industry? And will your relationship with Gordon blossom into something more?? ;^3 honk honk Witten by me and my bfffl :^)

Just a smut about megamind🤷‍♀️

Just a few Megamind X (fem) Reader oneshots ⚠️smut warning⚠️ I take any requests so dm me

A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stories, do it so we can make money

This is just some story that I wrote. Idek. Bob Ross is not mine (I wish tho)

You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

I will not be doing any smut for, Tommy and Tubbo since they are minors (There 16.) But people who I will put smut for will be on this list: (requests open). Dream, George, Sapnap, Wilbur Soot, Big Man Q/Quackity. People for Soft/Wholsome: Nichachu (If i spelt it right.), Tommy, Tubbo. {y/n}-your name, {y/h/c}-your hair colour, {y/e/c}-your eye colour. Now enjoy reading some smut and softie stuff, I will update now and then for suggestions of what you, yes you guys want!♥︎♡★