"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

IN DEVELOPMENT SONY TELEVISION PICTURES & KOMIXX ENTERTAINMENT (The Kissing Booth) 2014 Watty Award Winner, Selected by @PPZmovie for the Best Female Horror Stories, and Selected by @TheReturned for the Best of Horror! Kidnapped, blindfolded, and thrown in the trunk of a car, Abriana Vega's date with Easton Pierce has taken a terrible turn in a deadly direction. Cursing herself for going on a date with someone she met online, Abriana has no idea that Easton isn't the only one who wants her dead. As her days in captivity crawl by and her plan to escape is thwarted, Abriana begins to lose faith. How long does she have left? Will she escape? What will become of Easton Pierce? ***Since posting the original draft on Wattpad, CAPTURED has been fully edited and nearly doubled in size (70k words). Add this book to your library for updates on the digital television series and when you can expect CAPTURED to come to a bookstore near you!

Lynx is a orphaned girl living at the House For Misplaced Girls. She knows exactly what to do, and where to go until she is picked up by some Snatchers, and sold to a rich man with a evil plan. The King and Queens son is ready to be married, and is asking for noble men's daughters to be presented to him. Along with two other orphaned girls, Lynx is trained to be a princess. Only one girl will succeed. The others will die. *counterpart to the False Prince-a book by Jennifer Nielsen. UNDER EDITING!!!

Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

Messiah Reed has always been a little odd, but then grows odder in the eyes of other people when she begins witchcraft. Yes, as in spells, potions, etc. What will she do when she gets a prank played on her? Will she laugh along, or will she finally be pushed over the edge? I mean, a person can only take so much until they begin to seek revenge... but still, where do you draw the line between 'odd', and just downright inhuman?

Alana Anderson is abducted. She and four other girls are required to face a man's rules, and if they don't... consequences could be tragically fatal. When Alana attempts to escape, though, something awfully terrifying changes the whole world she lives in.

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

This is going to be a book all about jokes. There isn't a specific type of jokes I have in here, they could be about things from One Direction jokes to country music jokes to the most random joke ever to Yo Mamma jokes. This will just be a place to come to and laugh. I can't say I will have regular updates on this book, just whenever I find a new joke to post. If you have a joke you would like me to post, just PM me and if I post it, I will give you full credit for it!! So keep calm and laugh on :D I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR ANY LAME JOKES/ PUNS THAT I POST :D ****Ranking 879 in humor still many years after my last update! Thank you! XOXO****

Ten million years ago, Cupid received a curse from an angry minor god. The curse? One of his daughters will be breaking couples  instead of making couples. And there is only one way to get rid of it. Find their soul mate. Flash forward ten thousand years. Celeste is born. And on that day, couples were doomed. She soon astonished her parents and grandparents with her outright hatred of love. As the years go by, everyone starts to give up on the idea of her finding her soul mate. When suddenly, Collin shows up. The world's biggest player is the only guy who isn't transfixed on Celeste- or at least he doesn't show it. When he starts to date the sluttiest girl in the school, Celeste starts to become jealous. But how can the Heartbreaker love the Player? And what would a centuries old hate do to stop it all?

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.