Formerly Somebody Come Get Him .•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•. "I don't know, Harry - you're just so innocent. You don't know anything about sex, I -" "Then teach me." "What?" "Teach me, Louis." Louis is one of the best strippers at his club. Despite how submissive he comes off as, he's actually quite dominant. Harry is an innocent college student and his friends decide to take him to a strip club for his birthday. He gets a lap dance from a curvy blue eyed stripper and ends up developing a crush on him and maybe Louis might fancy him too. When Louis finds out that Harry doesn't know anything about sex nor have any experience, he decides to take it upon himself to teach him. He claims that it's a strictly business relationship but could their sex lessons turn into more?

Just a bunch of One Shots, Fluff, and Smut. Readers can recommend things and I'll try my best to write about it. Please if you have an idea let me know and I'll see what I can do I am open to about anything.❤️

He wasn't. He couldn't be. Louis was humping his leg. Maybe he was sleeping, Harry's thoughts spun wildly, having a dirty dream. But Harry knew Louis up and down, the patterns of his breathing, the tension in his muscles - this wasn't sleeping Louis. As if to confirm Harry's thoughts, Louis gripped him slightly and unmistakably ground his hips. A soft moan escaped Harry's lips. Louis stilled. Harry held his breath. No no no please don't stop, God. Louis' hands traveled up his body lightly, the barely there touch making him hiss. "'S this ok?" Louis' voice sounded uncertain, hesitant, like his fingers delicately tracing Harry's spine. Or: A whole lot of cute fluffiness takes a horrifying descent into hardcore godless smut. But it's ok though cuz it's Louis and Harry and they're adorable little cupcakes who love each other very much.

So... this is basically a Larry Stylinson one shot book. All of the stories here are written by me. Thanks for your attention and please your minds, sweeties. Larry is so real I cry.