edit: WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP NOW I STARTED IT IN FEBRUARY also before you ask YES THIS IS SATIRE 😭 it all started when my girlfriend showed me Bully Maguire and I thought it would be funny to write a parody of a tumblrina sold to one direction story about it 💀💀💀💀 and somehow it's #28 in emo now???? what the hell yeah uhh the title says it all ~ inspired by my girlfriend who loves this movie ✨❤️ (y/n = your name)

They meet each other and they love each other

i hate myself for this- love can be found everywhere and between anyone.... even if they are a ginger singer and a cult leader

Just gordon ramsay shit

"Are you bloody stupid?!" -Gordon Ramsay in every episode of Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares. And yes, yes I am.

Why the fuck would anyone read this?

Swag 😎

You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

when (name) (last name) moves to mega ville with her family and starts attending mega ville middle school she gets dragged into crazy adventures by her new friends the power puff girls and joins them in crime fighting and butt kicking action while unlocking dark secrets about her self along with her family and starts having a crush on a certain red head rowdy ruff

"𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭" "𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥" "𝐖𝐡𝐲?" "𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫." 𝐍.𝐁 𝐗 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ~"𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭."~ •ɪꜰ ᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴀʜ ʙᴇᴄᴋ & ᴜ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ...ᴘʟꜱ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴀʜ ʙᴇᴄᴋ ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ (𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀𝘿 )