edit: WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP NOW I STARTED IT IN FEBRUARY also before you ask YES THIS IS SATIRE 😭 it all started when my girlfriend showed me Bully Maguire and I thought it would be funny to write a parody of a tumblrina sold to one direction story about it 💀💀💀💀 and somehow it's #28 in emo now???? what the hell...
i hate myself for this- love can be found everywhere and between anyone.... even if they are a ginger singer and a cult leader
"Are you bloody stupid?!" -Gordon Ramsay in every episode of Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares. And yes, yes I am.
Why the fuck would anyone read this?
You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.
when (name) (last name) moves to mega ville with her family and starts attending mega ville middle school she gets dragged into crazy adventures by her new friends the power puff girls and joins them in crime fighting and butt kicking action while unlocking dark secrets about her self along with her family and starts...
"𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭" "𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥" "𝐖𝐡𝐲?" "𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫." 𝐍.𝐁 𝐗 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ~"𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭."~ •ɪꜰ ᴜ ᴀʀᴇ...
Y/n is trying to escape being kidnapped when she meets her TikTok crush Tony. He helps her and takes her back to the hype house to keep her safe. What y/n thought would be a one time encounter turned into a lifetime friendship. But what if they want it to be more? 06/04/2020 #tonylopez 28 💕 Finished
Down in the funky town of telly tubby land, your new home, you realise that the local residents are rather friendly....
James Charles thought his life was all figured out. He had his adoring sisters, his amazing makeup skills and more. But what he didn't have, was true love. That is, when one night, his closet door creaks open..
Alright, sorry for ending this book, I just made it when I was obsessed with the HH so uhm, if you like my writing I have another book so love you guys :)
Hillary sees you in the audience her only supporter and you see her stare into your eyes. You feel a spark like you've never felt before. Will senpai notice you? Edit: Holyyyyyyyy S*** Jenna Marbles freaking read this. People have read this on their YouTube channels. Why is this my legacy?
In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?
The 100 acre wood is full of happiness, or is it? Perhaps Pooh has a darker secret to tell. I do not own any of the characters of course and all credit goes to A. A. Mille Read at your own digression. I rate this 15 and up.
Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?
when you find out that your mum sold you to fund her crack addiction your new life with 4 from the numberjacks begins...
SpongeBob passionately kissed his pink pal, he loved him so much, it was true love.
