I used to think weddings were fun. However, when your best friend is marrying your worst enemy, they kinda suck.

I'm Lea. Lea Stromson. I'm new to the whole 'high school' thing. All I know is that guns are not a mundane conversation topic, high schoolers do not take being beaten lightly and high school boys are horrendously confusing. I mean give me two paper clips and a piece of string and I could assassinate someone, making it look like a mundane accident. But give me a horny teenage boy, alcohol and a condom and I haven't a clue.