Funny things to do and say.

John will tell you his horrific day as the world was ending

Simon Snow has returned for his Eighth year at Watford School of Magicks, along with his two best friends, Agatha Welbelove and Penelope Bunce, and his bitter roommate Baz, who has a secret he's not telling anyone. As Simon returns to a world of magical spells, daring sword fights, and dark secrets, he must face his greatest adversary, the Insidious Humdrum, in a final battle to determine the fate of the magical world Simon holds so dear. <ALL CREDITS TO RAINBOW ROWELL'S 'FANIGIRL'>

"I want to grow up" Did you say it when you were a kid? I know I did. Have you regretted growing up at some point in your life? Have you wished you could be a careless child once again? I know you have. Everyone has. The more you grow the bigger the challenges, the obstacles, the pain. Life gets serious. You get serious. You forget to smile at the morning sun shining down your face. You are too absorved by your problems to notice the beautiful world surrounding you. And when life gets hard, you wish more than anything to turn back in time and be that small child who did not know anything when he said "I want to grow up"

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humor #01 & teen fic #02 Alyssa Taylor is famous, well famous on Youtube, that is. Doing covers of popular songs and her sassy personality has gotten her from a small town in Northern California to the big city in Southern California. That isn't enough though, for Alyssa is striving for one thing: to make it in the music industry on her own. Meet Ryan Fox, singer-songwriter, notorious playboy, party-goer, and major teen heartthrob. Being a world famous star couldn't be easier with money coming from the trees and girls flinging their bodies at him. But one day the two meet, resulting in an array of misadventures between the two. The only question now is who becomes starstruck first?