[S] >open the burn book [S] >learn the secrets •homestuck crack for fan enjoyment! I do not own Homestuck and all rights go to Andrew Hussie.

Literally porn with no story.

If you don't like smut of any kind, leave, that's all I have to say. If you do. Then enjoy I guess. I'm really kinky so this is gonna be filled with kinky shit. Sorry if you don't like kinky shit but *shrug* Ha have fun, ya horny dorks

First fanfiction for Demonstuck! John and Dave. What happens when john sneaks into Dave's house late at night?

This is basically Crockercorp AU John x Alpha!Dave THERE IS SMUT Also there's bad words in it Hope you enjoy :3

HI IM SO SORRY ABOUT MY OTHER STORY ILL UPDATE SOON I PROMISE BUT HAVE SOME SMUT FIRST

Karkat Vantas has had the hugest flush crush on Dave Strider for the longest time, and when Karkat decides to act on his feelings, he most certainly does not regret it - smut, tenta-bulges, nooks, penis, don't like don't read!