𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 sasha becomes jeans wingwoman to help him get with mikasa ackerman, but slowly begins to fall for the raven-haired girl herself. pothead!sasha x gothkasa (MODERN AU) lowercase intended if you're here from tiktok ily 😜

One day,Shrek is in a bar (Having a beer of course) Until... he meets a 6'0 slender figure with wondrous meaty legs, gothic hair and a sexy squishy face.Who is he?