I swear the cover is temporary unless i forget to change it- *+*Summary (?)*+* I started writing this fic at 1am back in 2021, Espresso and Madeleine get kidnapped a lot, nearly die several times, I accidentally gave Madeleine hypersomnia? His mom in this fic is an OC because Cookie Odyssey hadn't come out yet, and she sucks. Things get darker and delve into more of an analysis of character's mental health after she's introduced. I really don't know how else to summarize this, but it's better than the old one. The writing is all old and bad (in comparison to my current writing) but I want to try and wrap this up for those who've stuck around. *+* This is the Wattpad version of the fic. It'll also be on Ao3 (it's exactly the same but if you like reading there more, you can) My name on here is the same as there: Ben_Fakename *+*1st chapter published on October 10th, 2021*+*

A forced marriage by the emperor's edict? Fine, I'll get married. (Although I'm a man in drag clothing) Consummation night? Sorry, I can't do it. I'm having my period. (Are you joking?) The General's army are being surrounded by enemies? He will be fine, I'll save him. (Wifey to the rescue!!) (story by Dreamless Dragonfly) revised 13/5/2018

*This is a fan fiction based off the novel of 'Scum Villain's Self Saving System' Especially after the extras of Bing-ge vs Bing-mei. Credits to Mo Xiang Tongxiu : All characters and background story content belong to the original author* ~~~~~~~~~~~~ The original stallion novel's main protagonist, "Luo Binghe", with a harem of 3000 wives has returned to the world where Shen Yuan, a.k.a Shen Qingqiu is. The "Luo Binghe" that was once defeated by the parallel world's master-disciple duo hadn't given up! He's back to reclaim (ahem) steal what he should have gotten! It's unfair! Why does he get what I couldn't have, even though we are the same person? Follow Shen Qingqiu into the original novel's world, dragged into the harem of the original "Luo Binghe"!! Note: In order to avoid confusion, Luo Binghe is Bing-mei "Luo Binghe" is Bing-ge (For some reason this story is heading towards tragedy, so please read at own risk)

It was when I started to get bored on the weekend and Then decided to have three story combinations together to watch their own story,

English ver :333.

Lucia Aku died in a pretty pitiful way, so God pitied him and therefore leading him to be reborn. Lucia was a man who was gentle and kind. Lucia adored cute things especially children. He was an orphan so he wanted to care for those who were like him. When he died he was reincarnated into a fantasy world. It had dragons, magics you name it even handsome ikemen that want to...... Cough cough, anyways watch Lucia embark on his journey and watch him build a harem filled with handsome ikemen without even realising. This is bl, don't like then don't read. This was partially inspired by 2 of my favorite novels Alstar and Four ikemen. ~Nosebleeds recalling the explicit scenes~ Anyways enjoy my new story and if you didn't already know this is a harem story. I just love bl harems sad there aren't that many stories with bl harem.

Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen was stirred up by Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji's suggestion that they could end up with each other. Jiang Cheng got mad while Lan Xichen just forced a smile. It seems like... a nerve was hit.

Hualian smuts that were mentioned in the book~~ These encounters between Hua Cheng and Xie Lian (Hualian) wasn't written on the original novel due to censorship (I'm not sure,many people said because MXTX wanted to keep it very pure as it was about a God). These were only mentioned slightly. The upcoming incidents are completely based on my own imagination as a fan of TGCF aka Tian Guan Ci Fi, trans: Heaven's officials blessing or known as HOB as well written by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu. They are not a part of original novel and are not copied from anywhere. English is not my first language. Be considerate. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. THEY BELONG TO THE ORIGINAL WRITER. THE FOLLOWING STORY IS FORBIDDEN FROM ANY TYPE OF REPOSTING IN ANY TYPE OF SITE SUCH AS AO3 OR etc.

Lan Sizhui was the perfect role model for the new generation of GusuLan disciples. Rumours foretold that he was only third to HanGuang-Jun, who'd been famous for making love with the infamous Yiling Patriarch, Wei Wuxian. But more importantly, the new role model was undoubtedly calm, just like all the previous role models. Sizhui never lost his cool, and had the most irresistible face from all the young handsome men in GusuLan. Furthermore, at his debut, he became Lan Qiren's new favourite disciple, unquestionably enough. He was the perfect cultivating gentlemen. He was fine, yes, fine indeed. BUT, one tsundere-like male cultivator had to differ. And that cultivator was Jin RuLan, otherwise known as Jin Ling-the younger version of the Jiang sect's leader, Jiang Cheng. He was known for spouting utter nonsense at people he despised, such as breaking their legs and feeding them to his dog, Fairy. If there was any person he'd choose to feed to his dog, it'd be Lan Sizhui. Jin Ling liked to think of them as arched nemesis', but never got the courage to admit it. Albeit everyone thought of Jin Ling as nothing more than a nuisance, Sizhui had found subtle interest in the troublesome cultivator. They met at the Cloud Recesses for a new session of learning with Lan Qiren, with many cultivators from different sects joining to become more skilled. At first sight, Sizhui was hooked onto the troublemaker, and his curiosity couldn't fly any higher. What would happen if their relationship of arched nemesis' evolved? And it was something greater than ever? ========== Cover doesn't belong to me! The top fanart is by @jinglebeam on twitter. The owner of the bottom image is unknown.

bl novels recommendations for those who are into fantasy and fiction. Will keep adding in novels as I finish them or find anything more interesting.