A steamy, passionate love exchange between our favorites Donald Trump and sexy Vladimir Putin *warning steamy/intense/crispy/smutty/crusty/420/69/minimal bilingual/surprise guest/ passionate/real/not clickbait/ true story/its gonna be ugggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will they fall apart. This story has layers, like onions. And will also make you cry, because onions do that too. Highschool AU Thank you for reading. I really appreciate it. It brings me joy to see people still interacting with it after all these years. --- COVER BY ME. Please do not steal the cover (or the story, obviously). As of now this story (and cover) will not be reposted on other websites. It lives on wattpad. If I repost it I will say so on here. If you see the story somewhere else then please message me or comment. Inconsistent updates but I will not abandon this story. I do absolutely no planning in advance for this story and now write at a pace of maybe one chapter a year so if I forget a plot point it's probably just gone. The first chapter was written at 2am with an ex-friend back in 2016 and I have continued the story ever since. I hate myself for writing this. My friends hate me for writing this. Started this November 19th 2016

Social-recluse Parker Collins doesn't expect to cross paths with the girl whose life he ruined years ago. But in a cold world that's left him bitter time and time again, maybe she's all the sugar he needs. ***** When Sugar Pearce moves into apartment 2B, the last person she expects for an upstairs neighbour is Parker Collins, her high school crush. But he's hardly the popular golden boy that she remembers; now he's a quiet, hard-working lawyer who doesn't like company and doesn't date. So when Sugar keeps running into him, at work and in their steamy apartment laundry room, she can't help but feel that fate is giving them a second chance at love. But is she ready to face the secrets that pulled them apart all those years ago? Is he? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Lydia Carr Content And/Or Trigger Warning: this story examines the PTSD associated with being a survivor of sexual assault. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2020 by Noelle N.

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