A Kindergartner's Guide to Falling In Love
-gomb1in
"And this kindergarten crush has got my stomach all twisted, you're sweeter than sugar, lover, I'm addicted..."
Lemon is a huge, giant homo.
They have no clue how they didn't realize that sooner. For fuck's sake, their neighbor would kiss them on the cheek ever day when they were younger!
But nope. Didn't realize until 5th fucking grade. What a gay idiot.
Anyways, when they hear a song while talking to their friends, they're launched into memories of the past, reliving what it was like to be in kindergarten love.
Wow, they had a lot of crushes, gay ones to be specific, as a kid. Too damn many, my dude.
"So I hope you won't mind if I ask you to hold my hand."