You're one of the head writers for the Emmy Award winning late night show "The Late with Stephen Colbert". When Stephen starts spending a little more time with you, things get a little romantic, despite the fact that he has a wife and kids.

You are a newly hired to work in the White House kitchen and one day, you finally get the chance to meet the man you have been crushing on, Joe Biden. Once you meet him, things take an exciting and unexpected turn. Note: In this story Biden is already president. Also this is my first story so it's obviously going to suck and I'm sorry. I just had to write it for any Daddy Joe lovers out there. Warning: There will be eventual smut. I basically wrote this because I'm a hoe for Joe.