Refusing to be beaten by Gray in anything, Natsu challenges him to some dirty dancing. It quickly escalates until their "fight" must be taken to a new battlefield: a love hotel.

Moved from ff.net: COMPLETE (After 10 years!). An incident at the festival on Oct. 10th reveals that there is a lot that everyone doesn't know about Naruto. Smart!Naruto, Sasunaru/Narusasu, Rated M for swearing & citrus. Originally posted in 2006!