Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.

For most, Voldemort is your least favourite Harry Potter character, mine too(apart from Umbitch) but I would like to see him in a different concept so, what if young Tom was never an orphan and didn't turn into a sick, twisted, noseless bastard? What if he could love? What if death eaters never existed? What if he never killed James and Lilly? What would Harry's life be like? Well here is the story that answers that. Young Tom goes to Hogwarts and is favourited by all the girls but one particular catches his eye, Ezra Gryffindor, a distant relative of Godric Gryffindor himself. She doesn't get why all the girls are talking about him until she finally sees him she realises he is ok looking but she doesn't like him until she actually gets to know him. Rated 11+ for mild language.