This is a book of insane One-shots centring around everyones favourite friendly neighbourhood spider! Warning ⚠️ !!! Will include: - a LOT of swearing - this book is verrrrryyyyy gay. Like 99.999% of my ships are gay. - possibly, most likely, definitely angst -Irondad and Spiderson -de-aged Wade for Spideypool! Yay! -Stucky, Stony, Ironstrange, Science Bros and many more gay ships. -Shuri and MJ being queens -Loki also being a queen - and much much more... I will have a warning at the beginning of each chapter so please make sure you read the warnings so that no one gets triggered. Please Note that I am no longer taking requests!

Christmas is a weird holiday for the Parkers. Peter knows this, has known this since watching his Uncle bleed out in-front of him on that dirty sidewalk, but that doesn't make it easier, it never has. This year, however, he has Tony Stark in his corner and the billionaire would be damned before allowing his kid to suffer alone, especially during the most wonderful time of the year.

It was a tradition Tony has started years ago: See a movie once a week and walk home, taking in the sights of the city and breathe the (semi-) clean air. Normally 10 year old Peter enjoys these times with his Dad, especially now that the man is so busy being Iron Man. But this time, something happened that destroys that happiness and neither father nor son will ever look at five minuets the same way again.

Aside from feeling strange and having his Spidey Sense go off every five seconds, Peter is having a pretty good week. His Dad is home and he can even hang out with his friends more. Too bad things don't stay that way. One mistake as Spider-Man changes everything and the teenager realizes the importance of always listening to his gut. Because that might be the very thing keeping him safe.

The news was on, an alien was attacking New York (again), and Peter was on the sidelines. Now, this in itself is pretty crappy, but after watching your Dad get ripped from the sky on live TV, the young Stark is going to have much more than just a broken leg to deal with. Much, much more.

When Tony woke up one early Saturday morning, he never expected to be bombarded by feelings while making his sleepy son pancakes. But that's exactly what happens.

Omega Tony Stark is used to the occasional bad day. He has them all the time, so it shouldn't be that big of a deal. However, when his son Peter comes home smelling of fear and blood, the father soon realizes that his worst day isn't when he is upset himself. No. The worst days are when his pup is hurt and Tony can't do anything about it. Almost.

And The One Time Tony Got Son Smooched. (Or: I watched the video RDJ posted on his Instagram like 50 million times and wanted to write something about that freaking Dad cheek kiss because it is so adorable.)

The first summer after the Snap 2.0 and Tony's entire family is back together again. They're all there, safe, alive, breathing - Peter's safe and alive and breathing - and for the first time in a long, long time, everything feels whole again. Everything feels right, just like it should. So what does Tony do in celebration? Plan a week-long, family beach vacation, of course.

Fighting horrible, monstrous cat aliens? Not really the way Peter thought he would be spending his Saturday, but hey, he's Spider-Man after all. Nothing he can't handle. It sort of comes in the superhero job description, after all. Watching his father-figure get slammed to the ground in the middle of battle? Because of him? Well, now that's something Peter isn't prepared for, has never been prepared for and honestly? Not something he can handle very well, either.