Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

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donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on

There will be tons of sequels after this, just you wait, just you wait. I tried making a hamilton refrence there

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

The apologies. I believed. They were truthful. But the memories of my past. The words. I am Mikey. The fun loving turtle. That is a memory. My brothers are worried. I am too. But it's up to them to save me. Before it's too late.