...You're the Piano Man

You were warned to stay away from me . . . . . . . . . . . . . Thank you for not l i s t e n i n g ♡Kankri♡

Some Davekat cuz I was bored. Basically, Dave likes Karkat. He thinks there's nothing he can do about it, but during Summer Break (wow, so original) they get invited to stay at Eridan's because he has no friends (lol me). Some stuff ends up happening and... yeah... I suck at descriptions... (The title could refer to several things... I'll leave it up to you guys to decide) Also, there will probably be some Erisol and Cronkri in this. Oof I suck. Please read this. I swear the story is better then the description... probably... NONE OF THE IMAGES ARE MINE!!!

TW: self harm, self deprecating thoughts, death, abuse, me not being sure if the cover is of dirkjake or human davekat, and drug/substance abuse!! A Humanstuck Davekat fanfic. IF ima have a novel writing account ima make Davekat stuff left n right. Cover by ikimaru on Tumblr and maybe other sources. Characters by Andrew Hussie, creator of homestuck. Fic by me, NOT CANNON

Dave Strider has never liked the idea of owning a troll. Humanity's latest exotic pet turns into a must-have for the household by the time he's five, and he couldn't be more disturbed. But when Dave sees the unbeaten eyes of mutant blood at the market, does he really have a choice? Now with a life at the end of a leash, Dave has to face a whole new set of problems. Has our Cool Kid bitten off way more than he can chew? The story of an unlikely friendship formed from the cold ashes of the past and reaching for the stars. Follow the heart breaking, disturbing and beautiful story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas. Or A Homestuck AU where trolls are slaves to humans. The Condescension is galaxies away, humans conquered Alternia, and troll wrigglers are sent on ships as cargo, where they are "trained" on Earth and then sold. Warning: blood, nightmares, domestic abuse, etc. I don't wanna spoil it.

Three long years pass since the fateful night Dirk's capture, but now it's time to break him and free and get rid of the evil that plagues the world. With two sides fighting for dominance and their own party in the middle, can they defeat the batter witch and the new self claimed lord english aka Jack before it's too late or will they fail and lose everything in the end? SEQUEL TO SIMILAR YEARNINGS

(This is the sequel of My Knight Will Save Me) It has been a full year since everything calmed down, Karkat and Dave can finally start building their relationship further and start doing things with their lives. Karkat starts university and Dave finds a job that pays more than he expected. They will grow closer than ever before and maybe Dave will finally pop the question.

Karkat Vantas is one heck of an oblivious troll. He was forced to help his friends, Tavros Nitram and Gamzee Makara, get together. But Gamzee seems to have some kind of plan to get him into a relationship as well He sets up a date for Karkat and his "friend", Dave Strider. Karkat then finds out his family thinks he and Dave are matesprits. He gets sudden jolts of excitement whenever hes around a certain someone Specifically, Dave Karkat then starts to develop feelings for his friend. But as the oblivious character, Karkat thinks Dave doesnt like him. He knew he was just being a friend ☆★☆★☆★ Hello! Now this is the classic oblivious character liking somebody and not knowing that they like them too. Ahh, dont you just love-hate oblivious characters? I do! Anyways, thanks for reading this! And special thanks to : @--L4v4St0n3-- for the cover! Thx WARNING : Contains swear words, if you are easily offended please dont read this Remember, I do not own Homestuck (I wish I did), Andrew Hussie does! All characters not mentioned in the

AU in which Karkat has gone mentally unstable, and is being questioned for the murder of his boyfriend: Dave Strider.

Karkat is exceedingly depressed, little to Dave's knowledge. But perhaps dave can help him see how very valuable karkat is.