hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

This is a romance novel with girls, guys and everything in between! I tried to include multiple love interests and other characters that will hopefully hook you into the story. (Any maybe you will even simp for some!) This is my first time writing a novel, so please leave your comments about how I can improve!! :) (Also this does include some SPICY scenes so please anyone under 14 PLEASE LEAVE!!) Please also don't leave any homophobic/transphobic remarks about the characters in the comments, because if you don't like it, there's the door, bitch. 👉🚪 (Fr though, I need support growing on Wattpad lmao)

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek