bae

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

What My Boredom Leads To

You have a mate, his name is Nemo the fish.

he was Emma's enemy.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Follow my children and i shall fix your wounds