hey there! my name is (Y/N!) I'm 26 years old and my life is... i-is....Oh who am I kidding? my life's gone to shit. I need to take my meds..... this will probably be shit but here we go-

This book will consists of mostly lemons and one shots being (once-ler x reader, greed-ler x reader, greed-ler x once-ler, and oncest x reader) Enjoy!:) WONT BE WRITTING ANYMORE!

Hello! This is an actual attempt at a good story.. So yeah.. Please enjoy. Warning: History Words in other lauguages References to depression and self-harm Swearing Britain being an ass Bad grammar If you want to find out what they mean, put them into Google Translate

High school au Your family just moved to the small town of Mulberry. You start going to the local high school, where you meet and befriend a truly interesting individual, the Once-ler.

I sat up. My mother was calling me to breakfast. I turned my head towards the clock. 12:30. "Wow, I slept in for a long time!" I said and got out of bed. I looked down at my feet. I stared at my pajamas. The bunnies on my pants blinded me. My mother called me again. "Hold on, mother, I'm coming!" I got on my pink bunny slippers and headed downstairs. I looked at the table. There were burnt pancakes and the air smelled awful. Almost like smog in the air. But, this was different. "Uhm, what is this?" I asked and gestured toward the table. "It's breakfast. Now sit down and eat." my mother said. Quite frankly, I'm tired of my mother. Of course, Brett is her favorite. Just, need someone to actually relate to. I was called down to the living room. Only my mom sat on the couch, no one else. "So, did you need me?" I asked and walked slowly toward my mother. "You have a long lost twin. We didn't name him, but he was, different. That's why we left him." My mother finally admitted.

Superjail. The place where every horrible criminal goes to serve time and death. But what happens when a girl enters the prison? Trust me, it's not so pretty! What will the Warden have to say about the new female criminal showing up to his prison's doorstep? Read and find out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ good lord what have i done this story is nothing but a mess