「South Park X gender--neutral Reader」 " what's my type? cute cashiers! " ╰┈➤ 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯,(Y/N), a high school student from North Park who settles on a job in South Park, finds themselves catching the hearts of many. Along with misadventures, friends and even exes. ⋆｡°✩ TW!: this story includes smoking, cursing, alcohol, some suggestive themes, angst, fluff, and topics of bad family relationships, abuse, and things of that nature! ☆

𝐲/𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰, 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤, 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲. . . . 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡. 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫..

You are Cartman's cousin and your family have recently moved to Southpark, will you be able to make friends? ~ You are female ~ You and all the other students in this are 17-18 years old. I'm not American so I apologise if anything about the school system is wrong. These characters do not belong to me, they're from the show South Park. This is mostly written as a guilty pleasure. There is smut in this book.

Sassy. Feisty. Kind. Y/n L/n is used to moving constantly from state to state each year. Her parents running from something, or someone. She doesn't care about that though, she just wants to make friends and have some fun during her senior year of high school. During her time here, she does just that and much more. Especially when she befriends a pair of cute best friends. Smart. Athletic. Respectful. Kyle Broflovski is at the top of his class and is a starter on the school's basketball team. He isn't super popular with the girls, despite being a respectful guy. Cartman makes sure to ruin his love life at all costs. But as he gets to know the new girl, things might be different this time. Sweet. Popular. Loyal. Stan Marsh is one of the most popular guys at school. He is the school's star quarterback, getting the attention of many girls and guys. He isn't looking for love, just wants to hang out with his friends and finish school. But getting to know the new girl seems to change those plans. Word Count: 20,106

Kyle Broflovski is your shy college tutor by day and secretly an NSFW Voice Actor by night. Oh, and he's totally in love with you💘

Y/n and Kyle are sworn enemies, always yelling and fighting. But one day, something changes. Is it because they got older? Is it because they matured? Or maybe they liked each other all along?

You are a popular girl at SPH, (south park high) you are one of the nice ones don't worry. :) Problem is-- your parents are leaving on a business trip for 2 months! Where will you stay? Your parents happen to be good friends of the Broflovski's and they had an extra guest bedroom to let you stay in. You thought nothing of it until you realize you will be stuck with Kyle, the nerdiest, most awkward, (but sweet...) kid in school! Is this a nightmare? Or will you realize Kyle wasn't the person you always assumed he was? It is up to you. ;) New chapters at least once a month! Sometimes I do more!

Senior year was supposed to be easy. Keep grades up, take photos, and graduate. That was the plan at least. But plans don't always work out the way you think they would. You find yourself on the sidelines, being head of photography club it's your job to take pictures of the football team for the yearbook. That's when you start noticing him. South Park High's Star quarterback, Stan Marsh. It not that you never noticed him before, but behind the lens you could see him in a whole new way. I'll try my best to post at least once a week! Cover art by me :) Highest Rank ------------ #3 Stan Marsh #2 Kyle Broflovski #9 Eric Cartman Stan Marsh x Reader started: april 2026

All South Park characters are not of my creation but of the wonderful people of Matt & Trey, creators of South Park. ⚠️Warning there is foul language and offensive content. If you do not approve of theses things. DO NOT READ⚠️ Summary Y/n L/n, student of South Park High has tried burying her true feelings for a certain special boy, but with all the time she spends with her crush, Stan Marsh it's hard to hold back. With Stan brained washed by his girlfriend that only she can love him the most, he has lost the ability to see that he was a victim of an abusive relationship. What will Y/n do? Ready to find out?

Kenny McCormick's NASCAR career takes a turn when you become his new media manager🧡🏁 Spicy🥵 All characters are 18+