Severus Snape Oneshots

Oneshots of Snape I found funny and decided to write. Enjoy! Credit to the original authors will be shown if i publish someone else's work.

SouthPark x Reader Oneshots (HOLD)

South Park x reader one shots for, reason because I love South Park and there aren't enough stories so me being awesome decided it was time! (REQUESTS CLOSED) Credit to the creators of South Park!

Suck up | Jeverus

James doesnt know how to grab the attention of the girl he likes. So what does his friends suggest? Sucking up to the gay best friend. Or James tries to get on severus' good side and accidentally falls in love with the wrong person. ( Muggle AU) ( completed ✅)

My Mute - Kenny McCormick x reader

this is book #2~ 7 years later Kenny had proposed to you, your going to become Y/n McCormick. Kenny being Kenny wants to be physical but being you its not going to happen unless you've married and waited a few years. Bulding your life with someone with not much doesn't mean its over it's just begun... A/N: yes this is...

Style

Style story with lots of Creek and Bunny. Smut warnings are on every page with it in, and later chapters become more just fluff. I hope you enjoy :)

After

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

Was it a trick? (A Jeverus story)

F*ck descriptions- Just don't read this story- like AT ALL- Or DO if you want to- I'm not stopping you- but don't say I didn't warn you- No but seriously- this story is cringe and I was probably on drugs making this- please don't read it- (This story is being continued by someone else)

The Oceans King (A jeverus story)

Sventh year comes around, and Severus has had enough. He had enough of chasing after lily, enough of his dad, and just about everything else. He was done. So in came a confident, snarky, and sarcastic Severus, which really didn't help with James secret. But he notices something, almost like there is a layer of magic a...

7 Minutes in Heaven with HP One Shots

Draco's Princess (Reader X Draco)

~Spicy🌶~Draco Malfoy. The man who all the ladies would die to kiss just once. The man who was known for one night hook ups. Then he locked his eyes on you. Expecting nothing other than a one night stand he soon finds out that you would be more than just that.

Best Friends?

Kyle's tired. Very tired. He hates how Stan clings to him while he was drunk and cries all night about why Wendy keeps on breaking up with him and why it feels like something is always a missing in his life. He hates it. Because.... he's scared. He's seeing something coming out from this. Yet, he doesn't acknowledge i...

A Dance With My Enemy | Jeverus

James needs to find a date to a Wizards ball and decides to ask his former arch nemesis Severus. ( basically severus punches a lot of ppl, they have a lot of sexual tension and its two idiots in love) Ships: - severus x james - lily x marlene - remus x sirius ( completed ✅ )

𝐒 𝐖 𝐄 𝐄 𝐓 𝐇 𝐄 𝐀 𝐑 𝐓 ─ཹ 𝑺𝑶𝑼𝑻𝑯 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑲 𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑺

➝ 𝐬𝗼𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ➝ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 ❛ 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝗼 ❜

promises // fred weasley

smut warning, contains mature content and strong language. tw: this book contains dark themes such as suicide, self-harm, rape and sexual assault. *** in which natalia and fred find love and comfort in each other, and try to bypass the struggles they go through. a story of two friends falling in love. *** started: ja...

Then I Met You (Kenny McCormick x reader)

[discontinued] living in a horrible house home, you finally get the guts to runaway. a few days and a few stops later you finally made it to a little town called south park where you save a boy and meet his brothers friends. from there you start living with one, since you're homeless. you become great friends with all...

' An Unexpected Date for an Unexpected Dance. '

'After his recent break-up friendship with Lily Evans, a fifth year Severus Snape is horrified to learn that there will be an unexpected dance. He's clearly sorrowful, but no one seems to notice, no one apart from a sixth year Lucius Malfoy.' ((Cover NOT mine, I found it on google.)) Ships included; Platonic Starbuck...

Quisley Twins

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT AND SMUT (also very kinky) This is a Fred and George x reader Yes, you will be going to "Paris." (hints the name.) If you don't know what 'going to Paris' means, read this: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paris Y/n = your name Also, I have given Y/n the last name 'Saige.' After...

(South Park Kenny X Reader Pt.2)

Hello! I've made a sequel :) You've been with Kenny McCormick since high school. In fact, you're in college now. It's your second year, and you're really enjoying it. You live with Kenny in an apartment together, with your pet fish. Yes, a pet fish. His name is Daniel. You love him. Anyways, your life has gotten bette...

Tragic

(T.W) SA Abuse SH Smut Drugs Alcohol This story is not intended for younger viewers, it has many tragedies that may trigger some people. If you have a problem with this smut filled fanfic don't report it, others may enjoy it. Any and all suggestions needed, most feedback wanted. Happy reading. This story is mostly to...

Marauder Storm

James Potter is back and it's a mystery to all How and why, but goddamn if they are ever letting him die again! With his return comes the role of Parenthood to a fifteen year old Harry who has lived with his mentally abusing relatives for year though James doesn't know this... Yet. And with Parenthood comes the surpri...

Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)

A totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.

Fatass Down- Mysterion/Kenny x Reader- South Park.

This story is based on Rihanna's song "Man Down" and contains elements of sexual assault, swearing, murder, criminal activity and sexual references. (KENNY MCCORMICK / MYSTERION X READER) Your name is Y/N Marsh AKA Stan Marsh's twin sister and your and you're an average 11th grader [16 years old]. The superhero pha...

South Park High - SEASON 1

Six years have passed. It is the beginning of Junior High at South Park High for Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The boys from Colorado's most famous quartet have grown up, but South Park's still South Park, no matter how old you are. Follow the hippie, the jew, the poor and the fat on their 1st season of high school a...

ℓσvє vs. нατє

Love Is Beautiful. It can fuel someone to be the best version of themselves. Hate Is Disgusting. By a few misspoken words it can lead someone to incredibly rash actions. Some people can hate the ones they love. Or love the ones they hate. But Kenny would never hurt Butters. Yet he is. And he doesn't even know it.

Unexpected (Kenny McCormick X Reader)

All South Park characters are not of my creation but of the wonderful people of Matt & Trey-creators of South Park. ⚠️Warning there is foul language, sensitive and offensive content. If you do not approve of theses things.DO NOT READ⚠️ Summary Y/n L/n has been struggling with tragedies that she believed were buried de...

Two into One: Drarry (Rewriting, Not Finished)

--Draco-- "That's not fair," I mumbled between kisses, He laughed and broke the kiss, collapsing beside me. "You are too beautiful for me, mate. I need all the advantage I can get." I smiled and cuddled close into his arms, letting one of my wings drape over us. He put his arms around me and I buried my face into...

Kenny McCormick X Suicidal Reader [ COMPLETED]

[ COMPLETE , BUT REALLY OLD AND CRINGY ] I can't. i can't. He needs to leave! Shit.... He's dead..... Why can't i be dead like him? Warning: Depression Suicidal Mature words (of course) this is like the updated version of my 1st book i did. Kenny McCormick x Depressed Reader since it was short and it didnt had any...

HP One Shots

This book contains one shots of HP boys shipped with you, my lovely reader! Includes: -Harry Potter -Ron Weasley -Draco Malfoy -Fred Weasley -Seamus Finnegan -Cedric Diggory -James Potter -Severus Snape Completed! New One Shot Book Uploaded -> Streams

'Member? (Kenny and Butters)

When Kenny comes back after a year of leaving South Park for a visit, they all remember the great times him and the boys have had together. Butters was the one that missed him the most and what will happen when Kenny comes back? Find out in "'Member?" ! South Park does not belong to me it belongs to Trey Parker and M...

Mysterious Lovers ( South Park)

Mysterion can't help but overhear Butter's cry for help when being harmed by his parents again. he decided to take him out of the house. He wants to protect Leo but how long can he do it without revealing his identity?