this was written on August 31st, ill probably regret posting this later yeah read disclaimer plss

The boss of Passione, the number 1 gang in Italy, is a secretive man. He never talks to anyone unless it's through a couple proxies, not even his most trusted guards know his real name. However, the boss needs his Strawberry Cheesecake Shake, he can't function normally otherwise, and he doesn't want Doppio to crash the car again. He thinks of asking the narcotics division, but that would never work. With a sigh , he opens up his contacts and begins to send a message to a man known as Risotto Nero. *Cover was made by Poofyinator*

Dio wakes up from his nap and is very hungry

La squadra makes an asmr video and we kill you at the end (UNDER EDITING) also the cover art isn't mine!

Vinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them

A tragic tale of betrayal, taxes, poverty, and cheese.

Secco is my favourite villain so pls read My friend told me do do something stupid so here you go @frogphone8 #1 Cioccolata- May 15, 2020

BING BONG

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