Sorry, right number! Welcome to series of oneshots from Good Omens. And by that I ofcourse mean just oneshots of our ineffable husbands; Aziraphale and Crowley. This book will include all kinds of oneshots, angst, fluff, AUs, etc. There will always be music that goes with the chapter, so be sure to listen to that while reading. Enjoy! ... Warnings; this book is rated as Mature simply because of some cursing and drinking in a few of the stories. Anyway, enjoy! :)

Viola Jensen just started Avery High School and she's in her senior year. She never thought that the school change would change her life as much as it did. Robert Downey Jr. is one of the schools teachers that gets on the wrong foot with Viola by trying to attract her. Viola, surprised that she flirted back tried to stop being attracted to him and now have a love-hate relationship with him. Will they get along and flirt even though it's forbidden or will their love-hate relationship turn into all hate? Read to find out!

17 year old y/n goes back home from boarding school in London for summer vacation. She lives with her rich dad in his big Malibu beach home, or that's where she thought she'd be staying. y/n has a shock when she finds out she'll be living in an apartment with a handsome actor, her dad's best friend Robert Downey Jr. Tension and lust builds up as they spend more and more time together but everyone has their secrets, will Robert's be told?

A collection of short smutty plot stories, where participates ʀᴅᴊ or one of his characters. Includes NSFW content. Reader discretion advised.

Arwen Sandoval is a trouble maker and just transferred to East Cougar Town High School. Mr. Robert Downey Jr., the principle, knew she was trouble from the moment he saw her. He feels as though he regretted not expelling Arwen after their first meeting. And he was right. For three whole years Arwen had tortured Mr. Downey. A new year has begun, Mr. Downey thinks he is safe, now that Arwen had not been coming for the first week of 12th grade. He was delighted at the thought of Arwen transferring out of this school. But his bubble bursted as Arwen Sandoval burst through those doors...not looking anything like he imagined. Arwen looks different but her troublesome ways have not changed. She's ready to reek havoc once more...or does Mr.Downey get in the way? There's more to this story than meets the eye. ☆Being Edited. Excuse the typos☆

"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲. 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲." 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝, 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐜𝐡, 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬. "𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝." 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞.

*Season 1 COMPLETE!* Cuts Unscene is a Hannigram fanfiction challenge - to write one scene for each episode of the series where Will and Hannibal have some kind of intimate interaction that builds their romantic connection. These stories operate on the concept that they were cut from the original episodes, and the attempt is to make them fit into the plot in ways that are as plausible as possible while still having a good ol' time writing them. As always, Bon Appétit, and hannigram forever.

Everyone has a soul mate, nobody is without. Mark knows that. He knows someone is out there, waiting for him. He can't wait to find that one magical person that will make him smile even through tears, that one boy that makes every sad day happy, the boy that he will one day call his husband. Everyone has a soul mate, nobody is without. Ethan wishes he didn't, that he was an exception, that nobody was waiting for him. He doesn't know how to turn tears to laughter, doesn't know how to make sadness into happiness, doesn't know how to make someone smile. He doesn't even know how to love someone. He's never experienced love. Story line and plot are all mine, whatever art showcased will be mine, as well. Crankiplier. I in no way own Mark or Ethan.

Title says it all! Smut in every chapter ;) It's a work in progress, open to suggestions! It gets better as it goes, I just had to find my footing first :) slow updates. I'm a busy gal with a limited attention span, shit takes time. No disrespect to Mark and Ethan and their respective relationships! This is just for fun, I know the ship is not real :) Cool Ranks (day/month/year) #17 in markiplier 13/03/21 #4 in crankiplier 12/01/21 #9 in markfischbach 21/4/21 #2 in unusannus 17/6/21 #5 in crankgameplays 30/8/21 (I didn't think it would be so hard to get a high ranking but my god is there a lot of x reader smut lol)

Crankiplier one shots with descriptions before each chapter *sensitive topics* *smut* I take requests